FUCK FUCK FUCK I hate HOLIDAY RETAIL TIME!!!!! I Already hate fucking retail and the holidays come around and it's magnified times a million. WHY do people get more ridiculous during this time, I swear they come with their monkey and throw shit everywhere, PEOPLE learn some retail etiquette and know that the sales associates are not there to
1. Take care of your fucking snooty, snotty germ infested kid
2. clean up after your lazy asses
3. give you extra discounts just cause you're too cheap to buy that $2 item
4. return items with no tags, no receipt, clearly worn till it's been outgrown
5. stay open until your little heart desires to leave
6. open registers when they have already been fucking closed
7. open our doors when we clearly have been closed for ten minutes just so you can do a return, fuck no!
8. discipline your kids, we are not nanny's see rule number 1
9. clean up shit left in the dressing rooms, YES this has happened!
10. make up your own rules as to what is on sale and how many god damn coupons you can use
LEARN THESE RULES!