FUCK FUCK FUCK I hate HOLIDAY RETAIL TIME!!!!! I Already hate fucking retail and the holidays come around and it's magnified times a million. WHY do people get more ridiculous during this time, I swear they come with their monkey and throw shit everywhere, PEOPLE learn some retail etiquette and know that the sales associates are not there to
1. Take care of your fucking snooty, snotty germ infested kid
2. clean up after your lazy asses
3. give you extra discounts just cause you're too cheap to buy that $2 item
4. return items with no tags, no receipt, clearly worn till it's been outgrown
5. stay open until your little heart desires to leave
6. open registers when they have already been fucking closed
7. open our doors when we clearly have been closed for ten minutes just so you can do a return, fuck no!
8. discipline your kids, we are not nanny's see rule number 1
9. clean up shit left in the dressing rooms, YES this has happened!
10. make up your own rules as to what is on sale and how many god damn coupons you can use
LEARN THESE RULES!
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And I was going to look for a chrismas job :S. I remember working at JCPennys and some brat kept stepping on my foot while his his mom and I were talking. I moved my foot and placed it over his and gave him the evil. I felt like I looked into that little creatures soul and told him to fuck off! LOL. Thanks for the post! I hope it gets better for you.
ReplyDeleteI haven't Christmas shopped for the last 3 yrs.
i heard old navy opened up at 3 am for black friday. i felt so bad for there sales associates. im sorry you work in retail ;(
ReplyDeleteBreathe! I am so sorry. I have done it and it is hell. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for your sanity and if you have to smack some kids around(or adults for that matter)I say do it :)
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