Halloweeeeeeeeen

So I called out from work, cause I don't work on Halloween, hell no....
And I gave out candy and decorated my house best I could...and guess what happened?
SO I was running out of candy and was only giving out one candy per child right, so everyone can at least have one....and this little snot of a kid stands their and looks at me and says "Hey give me more candy!" I was like wtf?????? So I told him hey you only get one don't be selfish!
So he leaves and tells on his mom that I'm mean hahahahhaha, So she tells him, "hey I told you to stop asking for more candy!"
I was floored by this little demons behavior! first of all I'm not a fan of kids....no I don't have that mother maternal shit in me ok. I'm so tired of parents trying to be their kids best friend and not parenting! FUCKING get a clue and be a parent! I'm sorry but I would have popped that kids mouth and made him apologize. Talk shit all you want but that kind of behavior does not fly with me. AND then parents wonder why their kids are running a mock and being out of control when their older. HELLO maybe if your weren't too busy trying to be his/her best friend then maybe they would have actually learned some respect for you and other people.

But anyway that shit was funny!!!!